my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard
# random # I giggled # seester # I'm Queue Pardy
there is nothing more weird than reading a fanfiction someone wrote in 2006. where are these people now? are they doing okay? have they found love? do they have kids? so much can happen in 8 years
# random # oh my gods # 2006 WAS 8 YEARS AGO?!?! # holy mother of Perry Cox # where has my life gone??? # I'm Queue Pardy
The Little Rascals 20th Anniversary Reunion
# my life # my childhood # the Little Rascals # I'm Queue Pardy
My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”
I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.
She hates flies.
I like the sound of your grandmother.
# random # I giggled # seester # I'm Queue Pardy
It’s disgusting. “I have a right to your naked body or images that you’ve sent to your husband, or lover.” It’s disgusting. It’s this violent, abusive violation of womanhood—of divine womanhood. It’s violent, and it’s misogynistic, and it’s revolting…..There’s a guy now taking these pictures and putting them up in an art gallery. What fucking right does he have to do that? It’s absolutely revolting.
Andrew Garfield on the stolen private pictures of female celebrities (x)
# thoughts # this this this this this this! # I'm Queue Pardy
bless them for letting baby girl keep her heritage
I peep them braids and that dress
I was just thinking this. She actually takes the children back to visit their family in their home country and they study about their own cultures. She isn’t one of those white people trying to assimilate her non-white children.
She doesn’t use her kids as props and accessories, and she loves and cherishes them all equally it looks like.
Not to mention how she lets John (Shiloh prefers to be called John) dress and act how they like
Also, I’m pretty sure her wedding dress has her kids’ drawings on it, which is just unbelievably adorable.
it does have her kids drawings on it, they also helped to write the vows and Maddox the eldest boy made the cake with his friends, which is probably why he looks so nervous in the picture of them cutting it.
Every single thing I hear about this wedding makes me so happy even though they’re complete strangers to me because it just seems so joyful.
# thoughts # this is seriously beautiful # I truly adore Angelina and Brad # I feel like it's such an honor to get this glimpse # into their lives # because they don't have to share this with the world # but they choose to # and it just reminds people that they are people # like everyone else # they love and laugh # and are a family # I'm Queue Pardy
please someone reassure my this is just fuckin w people right.
this is bullshit what the fuck
Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck
why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway
YOU EXPECT YOUR CHILDREN TO DRINK 700ML DRINKS TO COME WITH THEIR FUCKING HAPPY MEAL??? FUCK OUTTA HERE AMERICA
Believe it or not the small ones are America’s
# random # this is true # I work for Wendy's # and our VALUE size is the same as a small at McD's # our Medium=their large # our large? a fucking bucket # I'm Queue Pardy
Endless list of things that should have been in the movies
↳ Deathly Hallows, p 237
"You have only ever seen me amongst the Order, or under Dumbledore’s protection at Hogwarts! You don’t know how most of the wizarding world sees creatures like me! When they know of my affliction, they can barely talk to me! Don’t you see what I’ve done? Even her own family is disgusted by our marriage, what parents want their only daughter to marry a werewolf? And the child—the child—”
#THIS SCENE MEANT SO MUCH TO ME READING THE BOOK!#Like I remember where I was when I read it#And I remember feeling sort of like Harry did#I always looked up to Lupin in the books#he was wise you know?#He was a role model#someone to look up to#and then you read that part and it’s a realization#it’s a realization that adults — all of them even the seemingly wisest — have faults#they are imperfect#they are just people#Remus Lupin was just a person#with insecurities and fears and moments of true stupidity#this scene was so important and not just for plot but for meaning\#Harry’s grown up#And after this scene I felt like I’d grown up some too
# my life # seester # twin # hp # I'm Queue Pardy
let me just say a few things about ‘all about that bass’ real quick
- it’s a song about body positivity and we don’t get many of those so can we just take that into consideration please
- i know people are kicking off about her using the phrase “skinny bitches” but she does follow it up with "no, i’m just playing i know you think you’re fat / but i’m here to tell you that / every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top" she’s taken an insult commonly given to slim women and basically a said so what if you are skinny/skinny but you think you’re fat, YOU’RE STILL PERFECT
- i’ve seen shit loads of people saying it makes them feel more confident, and slim women get a ton of media reinforcing the idea that their body is perfect anyway
- IT’S CATCHY AS FUCK
# music # my 3 year old cousin sings the chorus of this # and it's the cutest thing ever # I'm Queue Pardy
Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.