Okay, so watching Game of Thrones is distracting me from here and I’m about halfway through episode seven. Below is the mess of shit I sent my seester after episode 5 because my descriptions are the best.
Aaaaaand then the owner of the whorehouse puts a blade to Boromir’s throat and that’s how that episode fucking ends?!?!?!?! Dear sweet mother of fuck me…
This show will be the death of me…
# random # that last one though # dead from laughter # I'm Queue Pardy
I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”
BEST GRANDMA STORY
# random # this is the best # I'm Queue Pardy
I’M JUST GONNA TITLE THIS ONE ‘THE EXPERIMENT’.
WHAT IS AIR?
YOU GOT YOUR SEX ADDICTS
YOU GOT YOUR GEEKS
YOU GOT YOUR FOREIGNERS
YOU GOT YOUR ALIENS
YOU GOT YOUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS
YOU GOT THE PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU’RE HIGH WHEN YOU’RE JUST FROM TUMBLR
YOU GOT YOUR VOLDEMORTS
YOU GOT YOUR INDIAN PEOPLE WHO THINK OMEGLE IS A GAME SHOW
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR FELLOW TUMBLR TROLLS
YOU GOT YOUR CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
You got your Voldemorts
# random # this made me happy # I'm Queue Pardy
A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
UR SO STUPID
# thoughts # I love sweet compliments! # being politely told you look nice is a great thing # that would brighten my fucking day # just like when the boy calls me beautiful # perry fucking cox # I'm Queue Pardy
# wants # cute # tiny hiss # I need it # I'm Queue Pardy