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Aaaaaand then the owner of the whorehouse puts a blade to Boromir’s throat and that’s how that episode fucking ends?!?!?!?! Dear sweet mother of fuck me…

This show will be the death of me…

Okay, so watching Game of Thrones is distracting me from here and I’m about halfway through episode seven. Below is the mess of shit I sent my seester after episode 5 because my descriptions are the best.

I’ve watched the first five episodes and tiny Stark girl is the only one with common fucking sense, I don’t want Stark Bastard to die and the pretty blonde dragon lady isn’t in those episodes a lot.
And the Drunk King was in A Knight’s Tale.
And Boromir got stabbed in the back of the knee and I’m not okay with that.
Why are people being killed so the bitchy queen and her brother can keeping fucking each other?
#this is why I don’t liveblog on tumblr anymore.
I neglected to point out that the bitchy queen was once Sarah Connor and that the dwarf is just an angry elf.
This is my life, these are my choices.
Also, I’m really glad that pretty blonde dragon lady’s brother was killed. He was a cocksucking, miserable little retch.
And Sarah Connor’s incest made punk ass spawn needs to be hit in the face…
With a tree.
woodendreams:

Maybry Mill, Blueridge Parkway, West Virginia, US (by Robert Melgar)

woodendreams:

Maybry Mill, Blueridge Parkway, West Virginia, US (by Robert Melgar)

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kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

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I’M JUST GONNA TITLE THIS ONE ‘THE EXPERIMENT’. 

benedoodle-cumberpoodle:

WHAT IS AIR?

YOU GOT YOUR SEX ADDICTS

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YOU GOT YOUR GEEKS

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YOU GOT YOUR FOREIGNERS

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YOU GOT YOUR ALIENS

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YOU GOT YOUR BASKETBALL PLAYERS

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YOU GOT THE PEOPLE WHO THINK YOU’RE HIGH WHEN YOU’RE JUST FROM TUMBLR

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YOU GOT YOUR VOLDEMORTS

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YOU GOT YOUR INDIAN PEOPLE WHO THINK OMEGLE IS A GAME SHOW

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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR FELLOW TUMBLR TROLLS

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YOU GOT YOUR CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

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You got your Voldemorts

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sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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woodendreams:

Kuang Si Waterfall, Luang Prabang, Laos (by Drew Hopper)

woodendreams:

Kuang Si Waterfall, Luang Prabang, Laos (by Drew Hopper)

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